I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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