David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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