Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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