Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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