she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
