Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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