Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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