Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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