I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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