OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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