Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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