I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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