arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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