Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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