3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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