Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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