I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
my boobs are a 3G dead zone. as soon as i take my phone out of my bra, it has a signal again.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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