i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
No more Irish car bombs ever.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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