i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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