I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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