is your mom at the bar?
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He insisted he brought his alarm clock everywhere, and then the girl screamed "fuck French people!"
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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