i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
