rhymes with "ouble enetration"
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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