so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
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