She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
The forecast for tonight is alcohol and low expectations.
You're the only meteorologist I listen to.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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