I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
