She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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