My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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