k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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