with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
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