U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Randomize
