We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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