It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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