People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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