And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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