I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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