Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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