Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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