there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
that is very illegal...i love you.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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