I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Randomize