making cat noises will not fix the situation.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
