let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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