No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i love accidental penises.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
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