What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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