No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
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