This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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