Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
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