the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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