I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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