i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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