i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
Randomize
