We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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