Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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